Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.

IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project.

What were you supposed to say to people you barely knew? That was the kind of thing I needed lessons in - forget algebra and history.

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.

I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

Well we can't be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know.