On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.


A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.


A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.


Never was a cornflake girl;Thought it was a good solution: hanging with the raisin girls.

A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.


A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.


If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.

A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.


A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.


A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.


A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.


A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way.


A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.


A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.