At this year`s Open I ll have five boyfriends

Assumptions are the termites of relationships

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

If a boy doesn't respect his mother...run!

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.

The joy of intimacy is the reward of commitment.

You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

You can never please everybody, don't even try.

Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment

Romance begins upstairs, then culminates downstairs.

Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.