The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman

God heals and the doctor takes the fees

Each patient carries his own doctor inside him

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors

Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals

Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places He told me to quit going to those places

I wonder why you can always read a doctor s bill and you can never read his prescription

The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let s all have another round

The great secret of doctors known only to their wives but still hidden from the public is that most things get better by themselves; most things in fact are better in the morning