I think... the most brilliant thing about being a writer is that if you don't like the way the world is, you can create your own.

A las personas mayores de 40 años no deberían permitirles tener novias o novios. Deberían tener amigos, nada mas.

It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded.

You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.

Remember some books are meant to be tasted, some books are meant to be chewed and, finally, some books are meant to be swallowed whole.

If there was no New Orleans, America would just be a bunch of free people dying of boredom." -Judy Deck in an e-mail sent to Chris Rose

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

Fun. It‘s this crazy thing where people smile and laugh and are generally pleased. I could have sworn I saw you smile at least once

When he comes back, I'm sticking to him like moss to a stone. You're going to have to cut me off with a knife to get us separated.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Partying means drinking. It also means playing records by Lou Reed and Chicago, which I thought was a city but is also a band it turns out.

I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.

Life is full of games. Be a proactive player. Most importantly, know who is throwing at you, what and why. When you do, life becomes fun...

Anyone can take an adventure even if it's only in your own backyard. Let your imagination be your adventure and see where it takes you.

A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky.