My God, no wonder people like being tied up.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic

^Do every day a thing that scares you_♥

I am not fake, I am just to good to be true :-)

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.

Love is meant to be taken seriously, like a joke.

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Buffoons may have serious faces behind their mask!

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.