Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.

Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday

To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I have seen.

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.

To boy, girls are just city buses. There’s another one every five minutes.

Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.