Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.