Lots of people hate gay people.You can tell who they are because they start sentences with, "It's not like I hate gay people.

Some believe that as an icon the image of Oscar Wilde is too old and notorious--all right, not an icon, let him be our oriflamme.

If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

Don’t ask, don’t tell means that World War III will pit the Chinese Red Army against the Pink Army of the United States.

Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.

A writer who can’t use his firsthand experience must turn to secondhand experience, which can lead to thirdhand clichés.

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

I've never really addressed those rumors because I figured, 'Why defend yourself against something that is not offensive'?

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house.

I know that you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. And you...And you...And you...Gotta give em hope.

It angered him that his sexuality was an issue at all. As far as he was concerned, who he decided to sleep with was his business alone.

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?

Left to faggots and their defenders, all our forefathers, eminent ancestors and international heroes were either homosexual or bisexual.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.