In the grammar of the phallus -- the I, I, I -- [woman] can't utter female experience.

Even though you're not my type, gender wise, you're certainly my type, person-wise.

But for I am a woman should I therefore live that I should not tell you the goodness of God?

Boys don’t cry—or at least that’s what everybody’s supposed to believe.

I don't need the aid of a clever man to teach me how to live. I can find it out for myself.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.

For my relationships with men to change, I needed to change my relationship to myself as a woman.

It doesn't matter what women wear. No matter what, someone's going to have a problem with it.

He said, 'They're only whores,' as though their very availability rendered them worthless.

Gender and the complications it gives rise to simply aren't relevant to the lives appliances lead.

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.

Any violation of a woman's body can become sex for men; this is the essential truth of pornography.

The Statue of Liberty's gender changed nothing. It was the same here as anywhere: men and their wars.