It’s not difficult to put a girl in bottle; especially when she thinks, she is the boss.

I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.

Why can't a girl be smart without it being explained away as a rare supernatural phenomenon?

Some girls had their heads in the clouds. My head was somewhere on the other side of the galaxy.

A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can’t fake what she is doing.

She was the kind of girl who wore dark lipstick and didn't need to speak a word to seduce you.

Don't you know girls have to fool people every day of their lives if they want to get anywhere?

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)

He could pour himself into my little paper cup heart and my emptiness would finally have a meaning.

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

True beauty in a woman is reflected in the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows.

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.

He looked at me, that first day, like he had just found something he’d lost a thousand years ago.