Thinking is more interesting than knowing but less interesting than looking

When you have to make a choice and don t make it that is in itself a choice

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible

When I accept myself I am freed from the burden of needing you to accept me

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out

I only drink champagne on two occasions When I am in love and when I am not

I like pigs Dogs look up to us Cats look down on us Pigs treat us as equals

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States Ask any Indian

To tell a man to go to hell and to make him go are two different propositions

We thought we were running away from the grown-ups and now we re the grown-ups

Getting something and having the wits to use it those are two different things

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home

He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monste

Criminal: a humble artist always willing to sacrifice his fame for his freedom

When you combine ignorance and leverage you get some pretty interesting results