If your dog thinks you re the greatest person in the world don t seek a second opinion

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child There are seven million

Analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog Few people are interested and the frog dies

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It s good to be silly at the right moment

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect

I thought he was a young man of promise; but it appears he was a young man of promises

To treat your facts with imagination is one thing but to imagine your facts is anothe

The things that matter most must never be at the mercy of the things that matter least

Some people grumble because roses have thorns; I am thankful that the thorns have roses

Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew

Life tends to be an accumulation of a lot of mundane decisions which often gets ignored

When we re young we want to change the world When we re old we want to change the young

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work