If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

I had made a friend. My second one in fourteen years. I was on a roll

So your High Priest and Sacerdote propose to kill Death.” Edroc

For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.

Good judgment comes by way of experience, which comes of bad judgment.

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.

All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

Does the mind come with beign human, or is it just a bonus some have?!

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better.

How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity

Existo desde el principio del mundo y, desde entonces, soy un ironista.

I should learn patience, it's a shame there's no time for that.

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

Sometimes, to fix something, you need to completely ruin something else

You say ‘cure.’ I hear ‘you’re not human enough.