You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

You can put anything into words, except your own life

Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.

In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it.

In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay...

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.

So through a world of piety I made my way to Sebastian.

Oh - a diamond ring - and Rhett, do buy a great big one!

From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.

Has all the trappings of a mystery novel, doesn't it?

I got this to say. You're acting like a crowd of kids.

How many times do I have to tell you? We are not gangsters!

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?