Chin up, and we'll drown a little slower.

I hope you nail the bastard.”So does he.

The cinema is an invention without any future.

With every mistake, we must surely be learning.

Irony and hip ennui are extremely authoritarian.

Acceptable hypocrisy is often called politeness.

Your favorite virtue? An appreciation for irony.

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.

Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.

You're worse than decent. You're virtuous.

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

No soy pesimista. Soy un optimista bien informado.

Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.

Who else but me is ever going to read these letters?

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.