I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.

I'm not some character from a boys' manga." ~Yukio

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.

Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

You know, you're kind of squeamish for such a lethal person

I shook my head; I had died and woken up in High School Musical.

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.