His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face

Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones.

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home.

I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks?

Haveyou ever kissed a guy?”“I’ve kissed my dad and mygranddad.

I’ve been sick for so long I don’tremember a time when I wasn’t.

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.

If you don't realize a deja vu, you have to realize you're creating a deja vu

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.

hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on