I'm not a religious man, but I do worship your ass.

Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.

Pat, it's not sexual – it's modern dance.

Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs.

I am fucking you, Tania, so that you'll stay fucked.

I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable