If you have good sex, you've done a lot right in life.

If you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.

V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.

Sleeping with strangers will have you walking with enemies.

Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.

Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

Your embrace feels like slipping the key in the front door.

Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.

If God had good intentions, he would have rewarded the sex.

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.

Anything someone gets conned into will never be that great.

Sex without foreplay is like song's reff without intro.

Might as Well Laugh...remember...when...Life...made...sense

Have to Find...life...is...a—...gamble...after ...all.