Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

Making love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.


Significa che voglio che accetti di abbandonarti spontaneamente a me, in tutto.

Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.

Transformational Fiction teaches how to assess, understand, and heal sexuality.

We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.

Girls possess sexual tact in inverse proportion to their standard of education.

Fuck, Christina.”“Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

We are having hot lesbian sex... and by sex we mean tea but it's still hot.

I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.

All women like to think they‟re special. Even the ones that aren‟t.

Anatomy lessons are much more fun when conducted in a private coed environment.

When You Weren't Looking...why....Can't you...care...more...about...me.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.