Living in the Islamic Republic is like having sex with someone you loathe.

BDSM is not liberating nor does it promote equality between men and women.

The seductive power of sex and money is nothing compared to that of words.

Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.

Hell, everybody is a masochist. Some of us are just a little more private.

I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

He found my g-spot,alright, he found it, then made it sing Zippity-Doo-Dah.

Treat me with respect, dignity, and grace because I am worthy of your love.

Ti voglio da impazzire, soprattutto adesso, che ti mordi di nuovo il labbro.

Sex isn't all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.

Touching his cock was like eating chips; I couldn't stop after just one.

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.