Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.

Sex Games: What Men Really Think About Sex Partners (Sexuality, Cheating

Ask yourself what a man without guile might do to your body in the dark.

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

Susan B. Anthony. Also, Susan be Anthony, now that she had a sex change.

I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

I'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.

After three days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.

Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.

Gloves are condoms for the hands. My bare handshake might impregnate you.

My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

It occurred to me that as a man I could do anything, everything I wanted.

Stay away from any minute of joy that can bring you a lifetime of sorrow.

Stab your demoniac smile to my brain,Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine