Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

When you get to mixing sex and religion, it will make anybody crazy.

Sex is not merely an entertainment; it is a courtesy and affability.

Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.

It is easy to have sex in dark but difficult to plug in your charger.

Kissimmee has the best name, other than Hugsburg and Fornicatesville.

weather you scream or mime , im going going to those lips with cream.

Nobody wanted to be sexless, but nobody wanted to be nothing but sex.

Sex without love is nothing more than a complex form of masturbation.

A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.

Well, for me, gratuitous abstinence is just as bad as gratuitous sex.

I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.

Fuck your manners.""You don't have to settle for just my manners.

You don't know what thirst is until you drink for the first time.

I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.