The principal furniture in Billie's mind was a good-sized bed.

I love doubt in a woman. It's nearly as sexy as determination.

You don't need sex to make love, but you need love to make sex.

If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.(Dark Lover)

The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.

I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement.

Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.

My love is tube shaped. Don't let your dad stick his dick in it.

There is nothing great about having sex or 'not having' sex.

So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

Nobody wanted to be sexless, but nobody wanted to be nothing but sex

Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.