How long should two people wait for sex? Until there is no other option when looking at one another.

Why do you always have to put you and McNab and sex in my head? It brings pain no blocker can cure.

I'm still not sure I didn't hallucinate the conversation while overdosing on his pheromones.

Seriously, it's like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.

You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.

Love is like meatloaf—don’t make it after midnight, unless you’re wearing a condom.

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

You are never born a Man.You become one, when your 'thoughts' outgrow your 'genital'.

God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.

Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress?

Illicit sex, Marcus, drives at least half the decisions of the modern world, wouldn’t you agree?

A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.