What?" she asked."You're beautiful."She rolled her eyes. "Flattery will get you laid.""I sure hope so.

Sex, once a law as undisputed as gravity, has been disproved. The equation is erased, the blackboard broken

I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.

You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't.

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"....

jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

The problem with our feelings is we don’t understand whether we are in love or we wanted to have sex.

It was about as easy getting the Statue of Liberty to spread cunny, which did take some dynamite persuasion.

We made love like there was no tomorrow. Looking back, we should have made love like there was no yesterday.

What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.