I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff.

This whole time, I wasn't waiting for something in particular. Just someone who wanted me.Not sex.But me.

Not getting laid can be a crippling experience, but then I don't go looking for sex along the interstate.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.

When a basic human need becomes a taboo, it is only a matter of time before it turns into a hideous industry.

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.

Wine?" I asked, ready to order."I’d rather have Sex on the Beach." He winked at me with a devilish grin.

Women enjoy sex as much as men...if they were totally satisfied in sexual encounters, they would welcome them.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Revenge is like sex, Mister Dresden. It's best when it comes on slow, quiet, until it all seems inexorable.

Finally the homeless eel marked its territory, I suppose, and the Doctor lay heavily upon me, moist with sweat.

the weekly thirty minutes of sexual stress was a chronic but low-grade discomfort, like the humidity in Florida