I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes""Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.

Give me your wrists, Alayna. I sense your impatience, and I know exactly where you intend for those hands to go.

If I were a hermaphrodite, and someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd reply, "Why thank you. I think I will!

..and though my internal organs were Barry White, my stamina had skipped CDs and decided to be more Vanilla Ice.

Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

Six minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six minutes is a boiled egg.

You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?

For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.

Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle.

I hate society’s notion that there is something wrong with sex. Something wrong with a woman who loves sex.

I lost myself there — my mind imagining what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. - Emma

Pregnant women need dick too. And I’m here to sell it to them. I charge by the inch and by the hour.