The only type of sexual relations possible are those with someone who is as advanced and capable as oneself.

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.

Gabi glared. "If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.

The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.

We made love like my foot cramped up in the middle. That was the last time I tried to do a marathon session.

As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, because I like ice water.

I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

You're not celibate, then?" I breathe. Amusement lights up his eyes."No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate.

That was wonderful,” Natasha lied.“Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later?