Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?

The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary - grey, cracked and old,but more importantly, trodden upon.

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won’t work five consecutive days for it.

Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything

I always wondered why I didn't try to seduce you, since you're so good-looking, more appealing than any woman.

Her vagina feels like home, while her sister’s vagina feels like a hotel room. I should ask for a late checkout.

Faster's always better, but you have to mind those curves. They're wicked. They can kill a man in a heartbeat.

What's your definition of dating?Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking

The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

I like make-up sex. My imagination is so much more powerful than reality that it’s just better when I make it up.

This is what Kay needs right now, soft touching and caring. When we're together, I want to love her just like this.

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.

My bark has meow, and in bed I’m in the moment like instant coffee. Do you prefer cream or sugar in your orgasms?