On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.

Celebrity mentality sometimes misguides us to make wrong choices. That’s why T.V screens sometimes lie to us!

Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries.

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

To paraphrase Muggeridge: Everything is a parable that God is speaking to us, the art of life is to get the message.

People want to be told what to do so badly that they'll listen to anyone.[Written by Andre and Maria Jacquemetton]

Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things.

Most people gaze neither into the past nor the future; they explore neither truth nor lies. They gaze at the television.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.

A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book I want.

Good film, television, or music keeps you awake, anxious for the next movement or act, and wanting more when it is finished.

It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show.