I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men,they are far superior and always have been. -William Golding

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

Because no matter how much we think otherwise, there are those ugly things that hold the greatest potential for beauty.

A woman will endure many wounds in her lifetime, but the betrayal of a friend is one of the most difficult to overcome.

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There was something rather blousy about roses in full bloom, something shallow and raucous, like women with untidy hai

Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.

Women love the last blow as well as the last word, and when they fight for love they are pitiless as a wounded buffalo.

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

For a woman, all resurrection, all salvation, from whatever perdition, lies in love; in fact, it is her only way to it.

every woman is beautifulbeyond what a magazine can see,whether she's a size larger than 10or a size smaller than 3.

3962Women intuition is incredible, never underestimate it... they can smell bullshit way long before it hits the ground.

Some women just make you want to know what makes them tick. Others make you wonder what happens when the ticking stops.

She’s young and beautiful, which is twice as good as old and ugly. Some people are both, and some people are both.