I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to unstrap their bras with my eyelids.

Behind every successful man is a woman but few of us realize that behind most successful women is a man too; her father.

People forget that old women were young once, but d'you think we old women forget? In my heart, I'm still thirty.

We all agree men are dogs, with the similar conviction let's also agree to the quiet truth; women are desperate dogs.

What I personally knew about courting women could comfortably fit into a thimble without taking it off your finger first.

Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.

The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is actually in the middle of her body.

Just as mental toughness and physical energy are the primary traits of an army, they also mark God's beautiful woman.

We're going to have a woman lodger.’ ‘Cripes,’ said Jenno. ‘That'll cramp yer style a bit.

God walked out the book to walk into the temple..And I walked back home..For the Book had Rules and Temples had timings...

About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve got nothing to offer but pyrite.

Women are incredible, yet an impossible speciesMake a move and you are a stalkerDon’t make a move and you are loser.

They took all the joy out of fucking by talking about it all the time. I liked to fuck too, but it wasn't my religion.