My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

That is how politics work; if you don’t drink wine they will consider to bring you milk.

There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.

I am beginning to feel the need of a glass of wine to fortify myself against this conversation.

Wine enters through the mouth,Love, the eyes.I raise the glass to my mouth,I look at you,I sigh.

I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

Sex là sự thật trong tất cả những sự dối trá

Otwórz butelkę czerwonego wina, którą na pewno masz. Uwiedziesz mnie dzisiaj.

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.

I was fairly poorbut most of my money wentfor wine andclassical music.I loved to mix the twotogether.

You are my wine, my joy,My garden, my springtime,My slumber, my repose,Without you, I can't cope.

There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don't think all ecstasies are the same!

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.