You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

To be knowledgeable, learn new things every day; to be wise, unlearn things that you learn with wit and love.

you ask too many questions," snapped Cletus.I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers.

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.