I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill.

If a rich man drinks alcohol, he will easily become a poor. If a poor man does not drink alcohol, he will easily become rich.

In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your legs.

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn’t entirely clear to me.

I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it.

Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his extremities.

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

Drummond appreciated his guest's initial silence, his respect for the ancient, sacred act of imbibing. Drink first, talk later.

The medicine is in the eye of the beholder and right now you be-holding a big ass glass of it. So, shut up and drink your whiskey.

I don't drink no whiskey but I'm a fool about my home made wine. I stays around Dallas cause I makes it there all the time

I only had one drink. The problem was, my vodka glass could hold one gallon. I thought I was in love, but I was really intoxicated.

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine tongue kissing and dancing under the moon

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Valence passa une main sur ses yeux et quitta la fenêtre.-L'alcool est là, lui dit Néron en tendant les bras.

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.