Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.

The irony of seeking a shrink: they are successful in shrinking your brain but unfortunately they also make your wallet shrink.

So you try to think of someone else you're mad at, and the unavoidable answer pops into your little warped brain: everyone.

There is a valid reason why they say live everyday as if it were your last, the truth is...., there is no tomorrow - just today

I think I’ll feel out of place wherever I go on earth, forever. But that’s fine. I have to make my peace with that.

We are created for adventure, and if we cannot find one, we start blowing things out of proportion so it feels like we have one.

They had to call and callAnd pick the worms off me like sticky pearls.--From the poem "Lady Lazarus", written 23-29 October 1962

It’s disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it.

There are times when life seems like a struggle where the only reward you get for hanging on is the chance to struggle some more.

The depressed person is mired in the past; the manic person is obsessed with the future. Both destroy the present in the process.

Anyone who has actually been that sad can tell you that there's nothing beautiful or literary or mysterious about depression.

Someday, beyond the clouds and all the world's wrongs, there will be love, compassion and justice, and we shall all understand.

The seething rage that accompanies the truly despondent, effaces the delusional that mock from the safety of their shared illusion.

Words cannot explain the bruise that festers into a river that runs deep filled with pain n sorrows which only the visible can cure