I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!