In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.

If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him.

I am going insane. Yes. That is what´s happening. Good. Insane.

Seven of those days were pretty good. The eighth day was the bad one.

Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Indeed, infatuation thrives on image (while love thrives on knowledge).

The very thing that attracts you to someone can end up putting you off.

I wanted to know what it felt like to be loved by the man of my dreams.

Every cell in my body was telling me that he was my happily ever after.

They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement.

Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

Love is a crime if you don't abide by it's rules and regulations.

I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself: "Oh My God Oh My God.

We must be so heavenly minded that we are compelled to be of earthly good!

When mom and dad went to war the only prisoners they took were the children