Why can’t I drown in a river of my own tears and die already.

Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships.

Don’t be jealous its not my fault. I was born with good looks!

We don’t need enemies when sometimes friends can do their job.

If you leave without a reason, don’t come back with an excuse.

Do not pay attention to the haters; they’re drunk on Haterade.

Of course you are cute, you have hair covering 90% of your ugliness.

The karma of fucking over a good girl, is the bitch you end up with.

Rumors: At least you’re spreading something besides your legs.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

The only way you’d win is if they gave a medal for sh!t talkers.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Dear people who annoy me, please cancel my subscription to your issues.

My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart.

If you hate me, I dont care: News flash bitch, I dont live to please you!