A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his.

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.

Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me... was by dying.

If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I'd better get a good nights sleep.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I don't belong to the masses, I've been against the masses all my life, and I'm not in favour of dogs.

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature.

Had they been dogs they would have sniffed me over and then drawn back. But humans have no such inbred courtesies.

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.

DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.