She got her looks from her father He s a plastic surgeon

Money can`t buy happiness but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING

I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a membe

The more I the more I know people the more I like my dog

Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.

New Yorkers, I figured, just pretended to be unfriendly.

I don t like my hands I always keep them at arm s length

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said