After two days in the hospital I took a turn for the nurse

Research is what I m doing when I don t know what I m doing

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.

I like using big words. Words like huge, gigantic, massive.

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.

Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity

Tim and Raine are coming in.""Are they insane?""Apparently.

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous but no sense of humo

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day