Eating connects us to our histories as much as it connects our souls to our bodies, our bodies to the earth.

If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds.

If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.

Hotel Food !! If I eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity..WHAT THE F...O...O...D !!!

I stared you chew down your Swedish meatballs. I hope you could see how you chewed my heart then spit it out

He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.

I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food.

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

The preparation of good food is merely another expression of art, one of the joys of civilized living…

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us.

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie.

I don't eat applesauce, but I do eat applause. I don't use a spoon—I eat applause with my hands.

Teaching kids how to feed themselves and how to live in a community responsibly is the center of an education.