He jests at scars that never felt a wound

I love to write jokes and that s all I think about

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes

Cut out all these exclamation points An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke

Suppose the world were only one of God s jokes would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Everyone should be able to do one card trick tell two jokes and recite three poems in case they are ever trapped in an elevato