She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.


God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again.

Sexual satisfaction is a dissatisfaction to the spiritual life.

Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

Take a trip to the exotic landscape of your lover’s body.

Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.

In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells.

I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex.

There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart.

Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

Just because the sexes are equal doesn’t mean that sex is.