I can't tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

Life should be like a good Tweet - short, pithy, convey a message and inspire others to follow.

Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.

Twitter is not just for Journalists. You don’t have to be a writer to Tweet.[Social Media]

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away there’s a person with more Twitter followers than you.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

Having instant feedback on twitter to research material I'm considering is an enormous help.

I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert.

Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.

It's good netiquette to share facts with updates. Who, what when and where. NetworkEtiquette.net

I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we're in the middle of a conversation.

If only people tried to connect with the heart the way they do with Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.