Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.

Heal my heart and make it clean, open up my eyes to the things unseen, show me how to love like you have loved me.

If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.

This is how it works now with the news: the story begins with a moral, then a narrative is fashioned to support it.

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.

Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone.

It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net

It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted. NetworkEtiquette.net

Beyond all the other reasons not to do it, free speech assaults always backfire: they transform bigots into martyrs.

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.

The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.

Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity. NetworkEtiquette.net

Break my heart for what breaks yours. Everything I am for you kingdom's cause, as I walk from nothing to eternity.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.