We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.

A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.


A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.


In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis.

Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.

If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.

A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick and unchewy piece of chewing gum. 


A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 


Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.


A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in a ten-point basketball game.


I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.


33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.